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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Today's Groupon Deal: $25 for a One-Hour Swedish Massage at Revolution Wellness Center ($60 Value) 03/17/10


Details: Expires 09/18/2010 Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. Open on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. May be used toward Hot Stone Massage.
Additional Details: Massages were accidentally invented in 1758, when a thumb war between two Stockholm harpsichord players took a turn for the lumbar. For $25, today's Groupon gets you get a one-hour Swedish massage from Revolution Wellness Center (a $60 value), located in Shelby Township. Revolution Wellness Center is open on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Groupon users can also upgrade to a hot-stone massage (a $90 value) at the time of appointment for an additional $30.

Lymphologists and lumberjacks concur that a Swedish massage is an invaluable ally in the ongoing quest for total health. Swedish massages employ several styles of expansive and ebbing strokes to relieve tension, mellow the muscles, and restore free-flowing fluency to the toxin-dispersal chutes of the lymphatic system. During effleurage, the hands smoothly circle the skin like epidermal ice skates as a primer for renewed venous and lymphatic circulation. The petrissage and tapotement strokes knead and knock on pressure points in the humanhide, while friction strokes untie the knots in the shoelaces of your muscle fibers. The vibration stroke goes all "cell-phone setting during a ballet" on the back and the limbs to get blood and muscles moving. The lesser-known high-five move at the end of the Swedish massage generates camaraderie and coolness.
At the helm of Revolution Wellness Center, Dr. Christine Kaczmar is one of the area's few digestive health specialists, and she understands the importance of therapeutic bodywork to overall health. Through a variety of treatments and techniques, she restores smiles to bellies and brings a wealth of wellness to tummy-ache-prone and tension-ridden patients.
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